shout out to my boyfriend’s piece of shit friends for routinely making him feel bad about himself! You guys are fucking terrible, tacky losers and hypocrites besides, and if you actually do want him to spend less time with me and more time with you, maybe you should grow the fuck up and learn some basic manners and communication skills.
pretty sure i just lost two followers due to my cleavage selfie..
Oh well! Horse pics coming up :)
i enjoyed the cleavage selfie
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.